1차 ordinary ten-year-old kid
I know I'm not an ordinary ten-year-old kid.
I mean. I do ordinary things. Eat ice cream. Ride my bike.
I'm really good at playing sports. Well.. on my Xbox.
I love Minecraft, science and dressing up for Halloween.
I love to lightsaber fight with my dad and watch Star Wars movies with him.
And drive my big sister crazy.
And dream about being in outer space, just like any ordinary kid.
I just don't look ordinary when I'm doing there things.
Not even my birth was ordinary.
It was.. hilarious. Now, how ca abirth be hilarious, you ask?
A teenage doctor helps. "This is my first day."
A massive video camera also aids the situation.
But to really be funny, you need what all the best jokes have:
A punch line.. He's coming.
With the baby. Go whith the baby.
I've had 27 surgeries since then.
They've helped me to breathe, to see, to hear without a hearing aid,
and some even helped me look a bit better.
But none of them have made me look ordinary.
He said he doesn't want to go.
But he's ready
No He's not ready
I cannot homeschool him forever.
Every year that we wait, it'll just be harder to start.
This is the first year of middle school lfor everyone.
He will not be the only new kid.
Okay, well, he's gonna be the only new kid that looks like him.
Look, will you stop folding towels for just one second and please listen?
It's like leading a lamb to the slaughter... and you know it. (도살장)
I know I'll never just be an ordinary kid.
Ordinary kids don't make other kids run away from playgrounds.
Ordinary kids don't get stared at wherever they go.
But it's okay if you wanna stare too.
My name is Auggie Pullman.
Next week, I start fifth grade.
And since I've never been to real school before...
I'm pretty much totally and completely petrified. (겁나요)